smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.
but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.
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this will always be my most favorite post on tumblr
I do! His name is Chris, and yes he does have a tumblr! His url is nofuckingrespectt.tumblr.com send him nice messages ((((:
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth
look at him
hes like a little baby boy
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
Do they got gummy ones called Marco
I find something new to love about my boyfriend every day.
how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
Incredibly lucky to live in such a beautiful state.
Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?
This dog is literally smiling.
Oh my god